Homeschool Rant
By Jasmine Glenn

I don’t sit in a classroom all day,
Or ask to go to the bathroom,
And I can have sleepovers on “school nights”.

I don’t know Jessica, Ryan or Rachel from public school, but I’m sure they’re very nice people.

I have a mom and mentor, but not a teacher,
A kitchen table, not a classroom,
And I read for fun!

I’m not a geek, a skater or a jock.
Words like clique and detention aren’t in my vocabulary,
But words like free time and choice are.

I believe in free speech, not assimilation,
Trust, not locker searches,
And that choir is a truly proud and noble pastime.

Homeschooling is a lot of fun,
The first real personalized education,
And the best way to learn in Canada.

My name is Joe and
I AM HOMESCHOOLED!
Thank You.

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