Once upon a time there was a brother and a sister.
They lived in a big purple castle on top of a mountain.
However, they didn't like purple, so they ran away from home.
Sadly that didn't help them figure out how to get rid of their purple-tinted contact lenses!
I'm scared!
What if the contact lenses fall out and the whole world turns out to be purple?
"That will not happen because the world is rosy red," said the king of the castle.
"Not so," replied the boy. "You're wearing rose-tinted glasses. The world is really...
psychedelic -- far out, man!" said the boy named Young Timmy Leary.