Greetings, readers! Welcome back to A Tale of Two-Two and the Case of the Missing Link Parte Deux: Dragon's Marriage! Today, we examine the mystery of what orifice I pulled that title from.
And then along came a huge bear.
Bear and dragon can interbreed, contrary to popular belief, so they got married and named their first kid "Deuxie".
Little Deuxie was only the first of several unusual children, and together, they formed a new league of superheroes.
They were flying superheroes so they thought.
But they had a weakness: they could not bear the sound of bells.
Get it? "Bear"? 'Cause the firstborn was a dragon-bear! Not nearly as odd as the wolfwere or the "bell"adonna, but I digress.
However, the superheroes quickly became extinct when all committed suicide after Mr. Harper won a majority in the 2011 election.