by Shane Dewar, Alan Dewar, Bob Dewar, Mary Lou Dewar, Doug Dewar, Megan Dewar, Jeannette Dewar, Jeff Dewar and David Dewar

A long time ago in a small town two drunks lived.

They met each other for the first time in the liquor store on Christmas Eve.

But Santa waited for them outside the store so he could take away...

their shoes and sox.

They were so mad they went back to the trailer park

and they got drunk.

Inside the trailer park, Randy and Ricky were waiting for them.

"No shoes, no sox, no service," said Randy from the tow truck, which prompted a laugh from Ricky as he floored the gas.

Now Drunkey McBooze and Irish O'Scot had no choice but to rescue the stolen Red Sox; but that's a story for another day.

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