The Real Mr. Burns

by David Dewar, Alan Dewar, Jeff Dewar, Mary Lou Dewar and Bob Dewar

The following story is in script format:
Scene 1:
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Mailman: Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know...
Cops: Get 'im!
Scene 2:

Chief Wiggum: So, what is it this time, Mr. Simpson?
Homer: I'm not Mr. Simpson, I'm Mr. Burns.
Wiggum: Mr. Burns? Oh, sorry, we wanted to arrest Mr. Simpson for impersonating Mr. Burns. You can go, Mr. Burns.
Homer: .... Oh! Right! That's me! Bye! (Leaves)
Scene 3:

Mr. Burns: Hello. I believe you have a package for me?
Mailman: Okay, what's your name?
Mr. Burns: Montgomery Burns.
Cops: (come up from behind desk) We won't fall for that again! Get 'im!
Scene 4:

Mr. Burns: Help! What are you doing?
Chief Wiggum: We're on to you, Simpson. The real Montgomery Burns was killed in a car accident 2 days ago.
Homer: I don't believe it! He couldn't have been. I just spoke to him on my cell phone 5 minutes ago -- er ----

Chief Wiggum: That was not Burns you talked with -- it was his twin brother (the other Mr. Burns).
Mr. Burns: No -- it was my brother who was killed.
Chief W: OK, whatever you say. Goodbye for now.

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