"Whoops," said Pig the cow. "I forgot to invite Snake the hare and Bull the tortoise!" Just then, Frog the echidna came up and said...
"Hey, Dude the Boy, have I got an offer for you. If you'll spend one hour in the cellar of the old Psycho Mansion, I'll see that you never have to fear being roast beef again." Should I accept?
No way should I accept this offer said my mom. She was a scaredy cat. But I ignored her advice and stayed all night in the cellar.
This turned out to be a bad idea, since the cellar was very drafty and I caught a cold. It was also full of coal, and my sneezing scattered coal dust everywhere, including all over myself. When I emerged in the morning, covered in black and sneezing, everyone was terrified of me.
Frog was laughing his guts out, but Pig found out what he'd done and he, Snake, and Bull beat him up. Then I realized I had scared the town bullies away from bullying, so everyone lived happily ever after.