Santa had a surprise when he reached Shane and Megan's house this year.
They had gone to Winnipeg to visit Mary Jane, so Santa did not know where to find them.
The house was dark and there were no decorations.
So Santa stumbled around in the dark and fell down the stairs,
found a cookie.
He also found a case of beer in the fridge and drank quite a few of them.
A few hours later, the cops pulled his sleigh over and arrested him for drunk driving.
He tried to find a few kids who truly believed, so they could get into hijinx and rescue him, but modern kids are so cynical that he had to settle for a mental patient.
The mental doctor had some medicine so he was better.