The Sick Squirrel

by Bob Dewar, Mary Lou Dewar, Doug Dewar, Megan Dewar, Jeannette Dewar, Jeff Dewar, David Dewar, Shane Dewar and Alan Dewar

The squirrel ran up the tree but suddenly fell into a snow bank.

How strange it felt -- just like being in a bowl of pudding.

So I just ate it all up.

I got sick.

I was up all night throwing up.

The squirrel also had to vomit, but for a different reason.

He was disgusted by his stay in my stomach acid after I ate his snowbank!

??? I crapped.

The squirrel was grateful to be released, and bounded out of the house to return to his tree.


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