Accidental Homicide

by Jeff Dewar, Mary Lou Dewar, Bob Dewar, David Dewar and Alan Dewar

"So you see, it was not my fault. He was basically asking me to kill him! I had no choice!"
"Hmm, yes, I see. Tell me again just why that is, Mr. Tron?"

"Well, as I mentioned earlier, he was coming toward me, brandishing a flaming sword. Nothing I said got through to him -- He just kept coming.

So I threw the pot of hot noodles on his head and he drowned trying to shake them off. That explains why he was having a bad hair day. I really meant him no harm."

"All right, I suppose I could buy that. I have one final question, though!

What flavor were the noodles?"
"Um, peanut butter, I think."
"Sounds yummy!"
And so they sat down to a happy lunch of peanut-butter noodles, and became the best of friends.

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