by Alan Dewar, Jeff Dewar, Jeannette & Megan Dewar, David Dewar, Shane Dewar, Doug Dewar, Bob Dewar and Mary Lou Dewar

The birthday boy awoke with a smile, knowing that today would be the day his friends would all get together with him to celebrate his milestone 250th birthday.

"Remind me again why immortal youkai like us bother keeping track past age 100?" inquired the great fairy Daiyousei.
"Fairies aren't youkai!" nitpicked the vampire girl Remilia.

Snapping out of his fantasy world he realized he was only going to be 25.

Disappointment dawned as he realized that he was not Cirno, the ⑨, but an ordinary human person.

Next thing I know I am racing for the triple crown I'll have another.

"You can only live into your hundreds if you are from the bible," said JC, who ironically came up well short thanks to his foes.

However recent changes in the law allowed people to live to a maximum of 89.47 years.

When they reach that age, they now vanish into the nether world.

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