I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie: The Game: The Novel

Chapter DCLXVI

by Jeff Dewar, Jeannette & Megan Dewar, David Dewar, Shane Dewar, Doug Dewar, Bob Dewar, Mary Lou Dewar and Alan Dewar

"What is a man?!" Before I knew it, his wine glass crashed into my skull, killing me in a shower of blood and forcing me to return to the previous save point.

Before I knew it I was in on an island in Idaho.

I couldn't believe I'd neglected to save since catching the plane to Transylvania!

I walk to the hut 5 yards away.

The I suffered a pulled groin muscle and had to go to a hospital in America, which cost me several thousands of dollars.

When trying to get my money back from Grandma to pay the hospital bill she had to sell the family jewels for $8,472.34.

Unfortunately for me, that was not nearly enough for my expenses, so I was condemned to a life as dishwasher for 50 years.

Following that, I realized that I could simply revert to my pre-Transylvanian save state and undo all this misery, but unfortunately my batteries ran out.

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