So it Continues to Continue Continuing...

by David Dewar, Jeff Dewar, Bob Dewar, Alan Dewar and Mary Lou Dewar

"Greetings, my bogus friends. Today, we --"
"Hey! I thought we were your excellent friends!"
"No, you've screwed up too many stories for that."
"Bogus, man..."

"Now, as I was saying, today we --"
"Who are you, anyway?"
"Dang it, stop screwing up my stories!"
"Wait, your stories? So, you're the author, then?"
"That's irrelevant!"

"What do you mean, 'irrelevant,'" he asked.
"It means your ideas and comments are of no importance, so there!"
"Oh phooie," cried his friend.

"I seem to have lost my train of thought."
"Have you tried looking at the train station?"
"Don't be silly!"
"But it's what I do best."

"Enough of this inane chatter! Here's what I started to say: Today we overthrow the government, become a ruling junta, and solve all the problems of our country. Our first act will be to legislate peace, order and good government, which have always been the goals of Canadian society. We'll leave it to the Americans to strive for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Which country will be better off???"

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