Troll Bees

by Shane Dewar, Doug Dewar, Bob Dewar, Mary Lou Dewar, Alan Dewar, Jeff Dewar, Jeannette & Megan Dewar and David Dewar

I lived on a planet where bees looked like trolls.

They scared me so badly I slashed in my pants!

But then I discovered a way to tame bees.

And the formula also dissolved all their knees.

Their honey would give you an awful disease.

So I made a cure out of month-old dried peas!

But they gave you fleas!

So now I give up. Geeze!

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