Not So Tasty Spaghetti

by Bob Dewar, Mary Lou Dewar, Alan Dewar, Jeff Dewar, David Dewar, Jenni Dewar, Pascal and Alice Wachter

"What are you trying to do?" said Bob the Builder.
"Oh, just fixing the water hose," replied Sally.
"Then why is there ketchup coming from the hose?" asked Bob.
"Oh dear, there has been a mix-up -- what now?" gasped Sally.

"That means we've been dripping water into our spaghetti sauce instead of ketchup. This will be too thin now to stick to the pasta. Any idea what we can do to fix it?"

"Sure," said Sally, "I'll just toss in a little super glue. That should thicken things up."

"Good idea!" said Bob. So they put in super-glue. However, people soon complained.
Timmy: Mm mmmmm mm mmmmm mmmm! (It stuck my mouth shut!)
Joe: I can't lift my fork!
Link: What am I doing here?
Tom: It tastes horrid!
Link: What am I doing here?

Xander: You came to help Buffy save the world again!
Link: What am -- oh, thanks.
And with that, Xander and Link left to help Buffy. However, there were still problems at the construction company company picnic.

Pilchard (the cat) had gotten into the spaghetti sauce and stuck her paws to the ground. While Pilchard is usually a friendly animal, it is a well known fact that cats don't take kindly to not being able to move. A horrible, ungodly screech arose. Everyone at the picnic stopped and looked. Something needed to be done immediately!

A life was in big danger. Who was qualified enough to take action on this situation? Will the customer live long enough to bring him to the hospital?

Stay tuned for the next episode of the Super Glue spaghetti.

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