Pig Revenge

by Jeff Dewar, Bob Dewar, David Dewar and Alan Dewar

"Now," exclaimed Yami Yugi, "I sacrifice my monster for Dark Magician Girl!"
"Ooh! Ooh! My favorite!" exclaimed Emperor Dodd.
Yami Yugi: This is a closed duel!
Emperor Dodd: Sorry. By the way... who's your opponent?

Yugi: My opponent is Daffy Duck's pig. He is very nasty and once ate all my apples.
Dodd: That's terrible. Pigs should only eat garbage.
Yugi: But that pig is a vegetarian -- guess what he eats.

ED: Apples?
YY: Yes! So now I am dueling him for the right to exact my revenge!
ED: And what does he get if he wins?
Porko: His Eternal Duelist Soul!

E. Dodd: And what happens if it's a tie?
Y. Yugi: ... a tie? That can't happen!
Porko: Yeah, don't be silly! ... I mean, Oink! Oink, oink!
Yami Y.: Hey! You're not a real pig! Get out of here!
Emp. D.: Oh, well, I guess you'll have to find someone else to exact revenge from!

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